The Coaches

            Ready to know the next big secret? Well, chill out, there is many yet to explain, but don’t worry, because the topic of this entrée is the most important topic for all men, WOMEN. Why women are so important for us? Why is that everything we do, think, and other things… have to do with boobs, sorry… I meant women. Girls, chicks, babes, or however you feel like calling them, are the ones who complete us, physically, emotionally, and most importantly at our age, they complete us sexually. As they satisfy most of our needs, we get to live happy lives as horny teenagers.

            Well bros, you are completely wrong. I bet most of you were like, “Da F@k”. What I just said its true. Women are the most precious, and valuable human beings we will encounter in our lives. But, during adolescence and early adulthood, the only purpose women have in your life is to coach you.

            When I say that girls can actually be your coaches, I’m not referring like some advice your sister or mother may give you. I’m talking about mainly mistakes. Now girls, if ever a woman gets to read this sentence, sorry, I apologize for calling you a mistake. Ironically, I couldn’t be more serious when I state, that all the girls that you have ever kissed, had sex with, dated, or even married and later divorced, have been mistakes. When I say mistake, it is true if you look at it with the point of view as the girl that you are not supposed to marry, which you define it as an error. It is really nothing like that; it is actually a mistake that teaches a lesson afterwards. Every word that I write here, spawns from the knowledge that all the girls present in my life have given to me.

             For those who haven’t gotten the complete idea of what I’m trying to say I present the next examples, with their description.

Number one (The Crush)

            Back when I was fat, I had a really big crush over a beautiful girl. I even thought I was in love with her, even though I had never actually gotten out in a date with her, or had shared an intimate moment together. This girl was my biggest motivation to loose weight and become a better person for her. Sadly, when I actually became better good looking and everything else, she had a boyfriend, and worst she was in love with him. I felt heartbroken, but I saw the bright side of it, and actually learned that the change I had was for myself, and not for her. She served as an inspiration, and I’m now actually grateful to this girl, for making a big impact of what is my life now, without actually having a date with me. All these “crazy love” may always start happening between junior high and high school, but you have to realize that what you feel for those girls is not love, and they aren’t probably going to become your wives. The truth is that when you see them walking on the street twenty years from now, you are going to laugh when you see them with their tracksuit, a few pounds heavier, and without make up, and think, “wow, I can’t believe I had a crush over that girl”.

Number Two (The Hook Up)

            Eventually as you start to go out, and you meet new girls (after you keep reading my blog) you will eventually start hooking up. You may have some “drunk night makeouts”, as you will refer to them because you may be embarrassed of the girl you kissed, and blame the alcohol for your horny actions. Well, don’t be embarrassed at all, you should be totally grateful. Think of the kid you were back when you just discovered masturbation, and would have done anything to get any type of action with any girl. Be grateful that any girl wanted to hook up with you. Believe me, by the end that girl did teach you at least something new. It maybe a style of kissing, one that you may enjoy, or one that you now hate, but at least you learned something you didn’t knew before. This is why, for the female readers of this blog, never feel uncomfortable about the crazy girl your boyfriend dated before, you should thank her, its because of her your boyfriend knows that little trick in bed you like so much.

Number Three (The Relationship)

            As I said before, probably the girl you are dating right now if you are in high school, or college won’t be your wife, and you will probably end breaking up. Rare events do exist, but most of the time break ups happen. Well bros, after all those months of commitment, everything wasn’t a waste at all. You actually learned something by the end of it. Maybe you learned how to manage new situations, like how to control your girlfriend when she is PMS and deal with her craziness those days of the month. One thing I definitely learned about my relationships is the correct way how to break up with the girl. When I was a rookie at this, I had my douche moments and left girls crying and all those things you don’t, but eventually will end up experiencing. Girls, understand us, it’s not our fault. We didn’t knew any way better back then. What can I assure all of you, bro or babe, is that by every relationship you have, you start to learn more about yourself, and what you really look for in a girl. Believe me when I say this, as the time passes, you will spend “less” time looking at her boobs, and paying more attention to her personality.

            Girls will always be an important part of our lives. Now you know that girls are also the coaches of THE GAME. They are the ones who guide us. They are the ones who teach us the techniques and new plays, or even the positions that we like to “play in”. Remember bros, always be grateful for every woman that crosses in front of your life, and don’t get depressed if you are passing through a rough time. It always gets better. THE GAME can have its ups and downs, but we always learn something in the court.

Keep track of the blog, and I promise you will keep learning tips for the endless game of relationships. Send me any concern you may have, or anything you will like to know. Remember, you can get any girl you want in the world, the hardest part, is choosing which one to keep.